Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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