so that wasnt chicken after all
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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