We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just found a bag of teeth...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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