i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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