You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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