do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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