as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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