Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
