she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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