I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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