At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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