pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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