I think scott just propositioned me for sex
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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