I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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