We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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