So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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