Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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