vagina is talking i cant
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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