Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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