Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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