we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
He? As in you personified your dick?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
