True but thats because hes a fetus.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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