your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just threw up on my dentist
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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