well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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