We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Just pee around me
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I need to calm my uterus...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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