We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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