He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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