Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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