party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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