You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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