He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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