yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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