So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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