I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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