Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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