Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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