I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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