In the future we'll all be gay
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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