I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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