no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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