you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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