Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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