"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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