Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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