so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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