Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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