i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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