He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You're so nebulous sometimes
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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