isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
