Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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